Proverbs 21:9 - Better to live on a corner of the roof than share a house with a quarrelsome wife.
Won't close the bathroom door? Easy! You don't close it either.
Cuts meat before eating? What's the problem? At least she's not sitting at the local 5 Star restaurant, eating with her fingers, chewing with her mouth open and openly burping!....YET!
Keep bellyachin'! It may happen yet!
My wife is far from perfect.... but neither am I.
I'm not a meticulous diner, but I try to maintain SOME dignity. She's kind of a picky eater, but she CAN find something to order at just about any restaurant.
When eating at a "pot luck" dinner, she drains the liquid off whatever she dips. Bad manners in my book.
That's just the way it is. I'm sure I have some habits SHE isn't wild about....like going back for seconds... or thirds as the case may be.
We're both in our 70's and we've been married 44 years. Suprises are a thing of the past! 😐
If'n ya got one that'll hang with ya, make a few compromises. Ain't gonna kill ya!
"Marry a short gal and store yore guns up high! She might still git ya, but you'll hear her dragging a chair across the floor!" - Sam Elliott
Last edited by martinstrummer; 09/25/22.
