You shop at Nordstroms? I haven't been there since ditching the suit and tie days twenty some years ago.

Had an old bat blocking the aisle at the grocery store the other day and rather politely asked her to move. She said she'd move when she was ready and I called her a rude beotch. I'd turned around when she bellowed 'Would you say that to your wife or daughter?' She entered a session of primal scream therapy after I calmly told her "I have.'