Randy was a good worker and a lot of fun to be around.
Came to work one day with a little container that resembled "Carmex".
He was rubbing it on his new tattoo.
Said he designed it and it cost $300 to have it applied.
Nice!
Next week, Randy got fired. Seems he didn't have money for lunch so he grabbed a can of soup out of the "bent can" bin. Company (Walmart) saw it as theft and fired him.
Was $300 for a tattoo (his wife got a tat at the same time!) worth his job?

Stopped at a concession stand at a rodeo. Cute chick behind the counter had lip rings, tats, nose rings, etc, etc.
I ordered a Frito pie and asked her, "Could you strain that chili real good?"
"Why?", she asked.
"I don't want any of those wires and things stuck in my lips."
She threw down my Frito pie and refused to wait on me!

The pierce their face to make a statement or to get noticed.
I noticed.
Guess it wasn't the attention or affirmation she was seeking!

I don't understand the nose ring thing! Most of them look like they have a big old booger hanging out of their nose!
That's attractive? 😖