Eating lunch at work one Monday evening, table full of us older guys and one young'un fresh out of the U.S. Marines and a new hire in our department. Young fella showing off the new tattoo he got over the past weekend, barbed-wire circling his bicep as I recall. We all cracked up when as he was admiring it he says, "Only 12 more payments and it'll be all mine." Paid for it with a credit card...