My mother taught me long ago that "sticks and stone may break my bones but names would never hurt me" keep up the childish name calling if it makes you feel more manly. Most men have outgrown it by the time they reach puberty.
My dad can beat up your dad.
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe, an Obama phone, free health insurance. and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
