"Never underestimate the destructive stupidity drunk/stoned rednecks (especially in groups of 3-4) are capable of. As the family tree gets closer to a pretzel, shooting the water tower, stadium lights etc becomes practically a rite of passage.
The upside is nobody that dumb can STFU for long, so patience and or pissed ex pal, GF etc is all it takes."
Thank you, SargeMO. The simplest explanation is usually correct.
