When I was a drinking man, I thought a little libation made my debating skills sharper, my appeal to the opposite sex irresistable, and my somewhat plain looks, dashing, as well as my knowledge on all matters irrefutable.
Seems Bill Gates has done the same for a lot of tenderfoots.
It wasn't so for the liquor, and it ain't so for a microprocessor.
O, and I been lied to by the best in the criminal world, and most of what goes on here can't hold a patch to it.
