Ain't WV's state song "Dueling Banjos"
Yeap. So I sujest you stay the hell out.
A WV hillybilly boy runs into his house and proclaims, "I've found the girl that I'm gonna marry! And she's a virgin!"
Incensed, his father pounds his fist on the table.
"There ain't no way you'll marry that girl! If she aint' good enough for her own family, she ain't good enough for ours."
