Well, see I got a BFA from a Music School. You really had to watch yourself in the dormitory. Our floor had music majors and varsity football players and between the two groups there was lots of room for questioning.

I mean, some were easy. If you went past a guy's room on Saturday night and heard "Chorus Line." You knew that was a dead giveaway.

However, what if the neighbors stayed up all night throwing fastballs at each other with a catcher's mitt and mask and all that? That turned out to be a "couple" by winter quarter.

I found out some basic truths:
1) There are no straight organ majors.
2) There are no gay brass players-- if they are, they're killed.
3) Football players that never date can go either way.

. . . so I'm a little worried. I've got a big box of .270 WIN brass. Should I go down and size them all to 25-06 and get all the queerness out, or am I safe just keeping them in a sturdy box?

The 7.62X54R-- I've been keeping my eye on it, and it seems safe, but does anyone have any experience with it?



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