What combination of characteristics make 270 WIN gay?
1. The double entendres used when describing it.
2. The femme animals taken by it. Antelope, deer, go-ats. Real men use a 30-06 for mooses, grizz, bahrs and tougher African game.
3. The fact that is named after a Winchester.
4. Chuck Norris will not speak of it.
5. This picture: a man (with moobs) allegedly carrying a 270 wrapped with newspaper into a gay bar.
6. Australia.
7. And this disturbing photo. I'm not quite sure what it has to do with 270s, but it came up when googling.