I'm mixing decent whiskey with coke and you're asking me??
I'm not one to question what anyone drinks. In Iraq we got some canned Turkish whiskey.... horrible stuff! Still drank it. A common way to get alcohol was to have someone in the states empty and wash out a listerine bottle and replace it with your libation of choice. Myself and my NCO's shared all of our liquor, and on had his wife send some tequila that way and the bottle was not well washed out. Mint Tequila, horrible stuff, still drank it though....
One very early am, basically out of booze we came up with a drink called "The Crippler"
Lime Vodka + Tequila + Anbesol. Yeah - Anbesol.
Mix em together and your mouth goes numb and you end up drooling the fark all over the place. Thus the name.
