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More proof that wacked-out Leftists are mentally deficient:

Speaking of Feminists, this towering intellect wants government to enact legislation to make male farts above a certain decibel illegal:

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Can a fart be misogynist?

Top feminist academics that have respectable diverse doctorates from medieval art, 6th century English to Women’s Studies gathered at the University of Toronto meeting center to discuss if human flatulence could be sexist.

Ashleigh Ingle a proud feminist and an anarchist argued that because of patriarchal gender norms women were not allowed to release gas in public because of men’s unreal expectations of women to be clean and feminine. Furthermore she articulated that if a woman was to fart in the presence of a man and the man responded by farting louder than the woman, than [sic] that would be rape.

"Why should we teach girls to fart louder when we should be teaching boys not to fart as loud/" - A. Ingle

“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”

The discussion boiled down to women’s bodies once again being controlled by society and women being told what to do. Local activist Steph Guthrie a feminist advocate and community organizer who specialises [sic] in social media and interactive events proposed an online campaign to tackle this misogyny that “keeps women down and trapped in their own bodies. I just find it horrific that the patriarchy has been controlling women’s flatulence this whole time and we have just realised [sic] this now, it is time for feminist worldwide to re-educate women on how they are being discriminated against.

"Most women who experience #FartRape are too intimidated to report this sexual violence."

Guthrie’s twitter hash tag #FartRape has started to trend as women are taking control of their own bodies by naming and shaming men guilty of fart rape. Guthrie hopes the guilty men will be identified and then their workplace will be called up and their employer will be notified the type of person they are harboring in the workplace.

But Ingle argues that it simply isn’t enough, “Don’t tell women to fart louder tell men not to fart so loud” This is clear victim blaming and government should pass laws to make male farts above a certain decibel illegal to make human flatulence equal and not discriminate against women.

The article includes a photo of an unidentified Fart Rapist (man) on a subway and warns women to be on the lookout.

Science advocates have argued that because of sexual dimorphism men are larger, need a higher protein intake and thus can relieve more flatulence, but the speakers at the conference were adamant that it was a socially constructed gender norm that oppressed women to the point that they physically do not release equal amounts of gas as men.

Fart Rape

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Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction.


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Furthermore she articulated that if a woman was to fart in the presence of a man and the man responded by farting louder than the woman, than [sic] that would be rape.


She would be a poor one to take along on a deer hunting trip.

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Loud farts don't bother me but the ones that get me are the silent ones that could knock a buzzard off a ____ wagon.

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My 9 year old daughter can fart like a pack mule.


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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction.



I have a Master's Degree in Directional Farting!

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Or a Bluter Blurter on the church pew!!!


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I've never figured out this "passive aggressive" nonsense. Bunch of crap.

I've certainly never been accused of rape for my farts. I'm accused of being an "old fart", does that make me an old rapist? Is there a statute of limitations for my flatulence? Heck, I've gotta cat that rips out some nasty ones. Is she a rapist?


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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
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Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction.



I have a Master's Degree in Directional Farting!

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LMAO !


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Who has time for this crap these people are nuts
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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
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Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction.



I have a Master's Degree in Directional Farting!

laugh


LMAO !


Neal! The man can throw a fart!!!!!!

(Wait for it!!!)

No schidt!


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Since it's "in the air" let's impeach RBG for farting like a man. I'm sure we can find someone as convincing as Kavanaugh's accusers.


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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
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Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction.



I have a Master's Degree in Directional Farting!

laugh


LMAO !


Neal! The man can throw a fart!!!!!!

(Wait for it!!!)

No schidt!


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Originally Posted by kaywoodie
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Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction.



I have a Master's Degree in Directional Farting!

laugh


LMAO !


Neal! The man can throw a fart!!!!!!

(Wait for it!!!)

No schidt!


laugh

I hope!


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Nowadays I never trust a fart. 😜


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In addition to everything else, I'd bet large money many at that conference were on the clock at the time.


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All I got to say to that is “Loud and proud, baby, loud and proud!!”

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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction.



I have a Master's Degree in Directional Farting!

laugh


Just a Master’s? Amateur😀


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From a purely audible standpoint I'd put my 130 lb wife against anyone.


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fuggen people are stupid any more

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Holy crap, if this is true my dog is trying to sexually dominate and rape everybody in the house !

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People wouldn’t be worrying about this kind of crap if trying to find something to eat was a 24 hour a day job.

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I saw a T-Shirt today that said, "I didn't fart! My ass hole blew you a kiss."


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It only becomes fart rape if you fart, then pull the covers up over their head.


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I predict an epidemic of feminists schittin' their britches while attempting to outfart men.

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Originally Posted by lastround
It only becomes fart rape if you fart, then pull the covers up over their head.


Or if you lift one of your legs and then drop it...sort of like a bellows 😁


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Originally Posted by renegade50


One of my favorite scenes!!!


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Originally Posted by rockinbbar
Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction.



I have a Master's Degree in Directional Farting!

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Why didn't you get your doctorate?


I am..........disturbed.

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Originally Posted by Cariboujack
I saw a T-Shirt today that said, "I didn't fart! My ass hole blew you a kiss."


I NEED me one of those. 😜


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Originally Posted by chlinstructor
Nowadays I never trust a fart. 😜


I'm getting there. i have to do a quick assessment before I let it fly. Last deuce, what did I eat last, high fiber or protein. It's getting to be a chore.


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Fart then turn and look at her like she did it....never cracking a smile


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Countries which have given up the means of defense are now socialist communist countries. The leaders of these countries have killed millions of people. They took the wealth and freedoms from them. Then their lives were taken when they could no longer produce any wealth.

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Ingwe is in big trouble.........


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Great Comment at the end of the article by ifsheishonest:

Brain Rape: being forced to listen to the ridiculous blathering of radical feminists who mistake the ability to speak for the ability to think.


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I've fart raped a crowded elevator on more than one occasion. It's best to keep those quiet.

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I tried all day to avoid this thread, and I now know why.


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She needs to come hang out with me on a typical day in the life of a boilermaker. Me and my guys would gang rape her with farts during any given day. We would fart her down. We would stuff the biggest of manly farts deep inside her pie hole.

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Originally Posted by mtnsnake
Countries which have given up the means of defense are now socialist communist countries. The leaders of these countries have killed millions of people. They took the wealth and freedoms from them. Then their lives were taken when they could no longer produce any wealth.



Are you a bot? This is a thread about farts!!!

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True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking. I was rather pleased with myself.

Another time, back when I was married, my ex wife told me that I smelled like a mixture of Scotch and fart - it was one of the proudest moments of my life.

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How can you have a masters degree or a doctorate degree and be this stupid. I feel stupid for reading the whole thread.


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Originally Posted by High_Noon
True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking. I was rather proud of myself.

Another time, back when I was married, my ex wife told me that I smelled like a mixture of Scotch and fart - it was one of the proudest moments of my life.


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Originally Posted by AKwolverine
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Countries which have given up the means of defense are now socialist communist countries. The leaders of these countries have killed millions of people. They took the wealth and freedoms from them. Then their lives were taken when they could no longer produce any wealth.



Are you a bot? This is a thread about farts!!!
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Originally Posted by Texczech
How can you have a masters degree or a doctorate degree and be this stupid. I feel stupid for reading the whole thread.

Ummm... That's the point of this thread.


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I think about fart raping every person I see.


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If I fart and blame the dog does that mean the perception the dog is...?


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Originally Posted by 19352012
I think about fart raping every person I see.

That's a lot like Mattis: "Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to Fart Rape everyone you meet."

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As I was reading the article my first thoughts was that those women were probably from universities or something there on the university payroll. No wonder school cost so much to attend. Students are paying money to send these stupid ladies to this.

If a woman farts louder than a man is she raping the man?

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Originally Posted by Scotty
As I was reading the article my first thoughts was that those women were probably from universities or something there on the university payroll. No wonder school cost so much to attend. Students are paying money to send these stupid ladies to this.

If a woman farts louder than a man is she raping the man?

Can't rape the willing.


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Originally Posted by stevelyn
So what would crop-dusting be called?

Indecent exposure!

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Fuggin Snowflakes. I fart in her general direction.



I have a Master's Degree in Directional Farting!

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Must be the horizontal control surveying that gets you to this celebrated place.
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Hey Sexy, come over here and pull my finger.

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He got raped and didn't even know it....


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Originally Posted by stevelyn
So what would crop-dusting be called?

We need to red flag farty people and deny them the ability to possess gassy food. A cabbage and garlic license if you will. On the first offense the criminal must be forced to take anti-gas pills which would be monitored by the government. I feel certain Sparticus would be "behind" such a law.

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True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking.

See there, that's how we enforce it. They have drug sniffing dogs and bomb sniffing dogs, fart sniffing dogs should be easy enough to find. (Eek! Sorry lady but it was the dog. And that's his purpose in life.)


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How can you have a masters degree or a doctorate degree and be this stupid. I feel stupid for reading the whole thread.

Ummm... That's the point of this thread.

Or a bar bet. :Bet I can write an article about farting and be taken seriously.


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I think feminists are HOT!

Ok, not really, but saying that out loud in their presence makes them lose their minds (more than they already have).


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Originally Posted by High_Noon
“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”


If they'd heard me for a couple hours after last Friday's colonoscopy I'm pretty sure they'd all be afraid and suppressed the rest of their lives! sick There was nothing passive about it!


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Everyone knows a woman's fart stinks more than a man's fart and a feminist fart stinks the most of all. Furthermore it's not the loudness of the fart but the potency of it that is the most harmful for our health; think dizzy spells and blurred vision after exposure. Therefore, this constitutes passive aggressive violence on a large scale being perpetrated by feminists worldwide and undoubtedly it has also contributed to climate change and the melting of the polar ice caps.

They should be ashamed of themselves.


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Thought this topic might be from The Onion, but turns out Ms Ingle is a PhD candidate in Physics at the University of Toronto who also organizes” F ck the Police” marches on the side.

https://www.reddit.com/r/climateske...mp;utm_medium=&utm_content=post_body

She’s studying Climate Change.





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poor girl looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down

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my wife farted so loud one night she woke herself up, blamed me then went back to sleep.
All I could do was laugh.


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So which is a more serious offense, a very loud, “rattle the roof fart” rape or a “water your eyes fart” rape?


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One of the times my brother farted, the smoke detector went off! I farted in a high school classroom and literally had the teacher gagging and cleared out the room. Does that mean I rapped all of the other students in the classroom?! On our honeymoon, I ripped one so bad, my new bride was crawling out of the room on her hands and knees gagging. We celebrate our 36th anniversary in a couple weeks. Like it was said earlier, some people just have too much time on their hands!


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I wonder if I crop dust multiple victims on different aisles in the walmart, am I serial rapist?

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If it was all in one visit then you're a mass fartist. If you repeat your crimes then you're a serial fartist.

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I wonder if I crop dust multiple victims on different aisles in the walmart, am I serial rapist?



If it's in the Breakfast Isle..

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Ewww

Shoney's farts are like a crime scene.

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I wonder if I crop dust multiple victims on different aisles in the walmart, am I serial rapist?

If you are crop dusting and look around the aisle and see Corn Flakes, Captain Crunch... Yes, you are a cereal rapist. grin

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly

The essay is worthy reading!!!

https://web.archive.org/web/20130305080250/http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=470

https://web.archive.org/web/20130305080250/http://teachingamericanhistory.org/library/index.asp?document=470

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I'm sure my office chair feels that way.


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Like any kid I like fart jokes. This thread's a gas. grin


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Two more:

The ex-wife was in the habit of asking me asinine questions all the time, which irritated me to no end. Once, I was sitting on the couch trying to relax while drinking a fine single malt Scotch & watching a movie. My ex positioned herself between me and the TV and asked me some idiotic question. Irritated, I hiked a leg and farted violently and then asked her if that answered her question. The look of incredulity, disgust and begrudging amusement on her face was priceless.

Another time, back in High School English class, my best bud ripped an epic fart and the odor was so horrific, the teacher had to stop class, open all the windows and we all had to evacuate the classroom for 15 to 20 minutes.

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