We need to red flag farty people and deny them the ability to possess gassy food. A cabbage and garlic license if you will. On the first offense the criminal must be forced to take anti-gas pills which would be monitored by the government. I feel certain Sparticus would be "behind" such a law.
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True story: Years ago, I lived in a condo. Once in my closet, I farted violently. A dog on the other side of the wall started barking.
See there, that's how we enforce it. They have drug sniffing dogs and bomb sniffing dogs, fart sniffing dogs should be easy enough to find. (Eek! Sorry lady but it was the dog. And that's his purpose in life.)
The key elements in human thinking are not numbers but labels of fuzzy sets. -- L. Zadeh
“By farting louder the man is using passive aggressive violence to position himself as dominant, this intimidates the woman to subconsciously not release as much flatulence and thus the woman fearing for her safety doesn’t fart as loud as a sign of submissiveness, this in turn contributes to rape culture and women being oppressed.”
If they'd heard me for a couple hours after last Friday's colonoscopy I'm pretty sure they'd all be afraid and suppressed the rest of their lives! There was nothing passive about it!
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Everyone knows a woman's fart stinks more than a man's fart and a feminist fart stinks the most of all. Furthermore it's not the loudness of the fart but the potency of it that is the most harmful for our health; think dizzy spells and blurred vision after exposure. Therefore, this constitutes passive aggressive violence on a large scale being perpetrated by feminists worldwide and undoubtedly it has also contributed to climate change and the melting of the polar ice caps.
They should be ashamed of themselves.
"The 257 Roberts, some people like to call it the “.257 Bob.” I think these people should be hung in trees where crows can peck at them." - David Petzal
Thought this topic might be from The Onion, but turns out Ms Ingle is a PhD candidate in Physics at the University of Toronto who also organizes” F ck the Police” marches on the side.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
my wife farted so loud one night she woke herself up, blamed me then went back to sleep. All I could do was laugh.
�The constitution of the United States asserts that all power is inherent in the people, that they may exercise it by themselves, that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed!� � Thomas Jefferson
One of the times my brother farted, the smoke detector went off! I farted in a high school classroom and literally had the teacher gagging and cleared out the room. Does that mean I rapped all of the other students in the classroom?! On our honeymoon, I ripped one so bad, my new bride was crawling out of the room on her hands and knees gagging. We celebrate our 36th anniversary in a couple weeks. Like it was said earlier, some people just have too much time on their hands!
It isn't what happens to you that defines you, it's what you DO about what happens to you that defines you!
"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."