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I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse!
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"He's so crooked they'll have to screw him into his grave when he dies!"
The Lord gave you one mouth and two ears- - - -listen twice as much as you talk!
If bull chit sold for a nickel a pound he'd be a millionaire!
He could go into the fertilizer business and supply his own merchandise!
"Come and talk to my garden- - - - -I'll save a fortune on fertilizer!"
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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Campfire Savant
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When in doubt, whip it out!!!
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Campfire Tracker
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Not worth shootin if you wanted to unload your gun.
He's got more guts than you can hang on a fence.
If you have a problem with everybody, everybody is probably not the problem.
But Dad, I'm trying. Yes son, you are. (my Dad used that one frequently on me as a kid)
That's my boy, strong as an ox and every bit as smart.
Last edited by mart; 02/05/20.
Chronographs, bore scopes and pattern boards have broke a lot of hearts.
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He is older than dirt.
He is old as the hills.
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You are so full of schit..it's dribbling out your lips.
Well,,,if that's the best that you can do, it'll have to do.
Well this is a fine pickle we're in, should'a listened to Joe McCarthy and George Orwell I guess.
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It’s like looking for a needle in a haystack
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like shiet through a tin horn
Like shiet through a Christmas goose
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Campfire Ranger
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Id crawl thu a mile of broken glass ...to see her thu a tinted shower curtain
I work harder than a ugly stripper....
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Campfire Ranger
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I was so embarrassed, I could have sat on a dime and dangled my feet!
I could chit through a screen door at 40 paces and not touch a wire!
I'm so hungry, I could eat the ass out of a menstruating skunk!
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Ranger
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I'd drag my balls through a mile of busted beer bottles just to eat the peanuts out of her chit!
(That one is pretty nasty) haha
The deer hunter does not notice the mountains
"I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve" - Isoroku Yamamoto
There sure are a lot of America haters that want to live here...
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Campfire Tracker
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I don’t call you son because your bright.
Paddler, a mental midget
Dimbulb
What a horse’s azz
If I call you a retard, I’d be insulting the retards.
We have to pass the bill to see what’s in it, (see #3&5) above for what best describes who said this.
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Harder than a whores heart
She got more problems than a pregnant nun
He's so slow, it takes him an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes
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Campfire Regular
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Stuff dad used to say:
Dumber than a box of rocks.
Slicker that snot on a brass hand rail.
Slower than molasses in January.
Slicker than Owl crap.
Rougher than a cob.
Got 2 brain cells and they're fighting.
" IF?" If a bullfrog had wings he wouldn't bump his azz every time he landed.
Last edited by Blacktail308; 02/05/20.
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace"
from Numbers 6:24-26
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Homely as a mud fence.
Slicker than snot on a door knob.
Dumber than the average rock.
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