Stuff dad used to say:

Dumber than a box of rocks.

Slicker that snot on a brass hand rail.

Slower than molasses in January.

Slicker than Owl crap.

Rougher than a cob.

Got 2 brain cells and they're fighting.

" IF?" If a bullfrog had wings he wouldn't bump his azz every time he landed.

Last edited by Blacktail308; 02/05/20.
"May the LORD bless you and keep you, may His face shine upon you, may He be gracious and give you peace"
from Numbers 6:24-26