Uglier than a mud fence. Looks like she was weaned on a pickle (ugly as) Colder than a Mother-in-Law's kiss. Dumb as a bag of hair. They have to run around in the shower to get wet.(so skinny) So ugly they could turn Amtrak up a gravel road. They could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence. (buck teeth) Harder than Chinese arithmetic. Looks like a bag of antlers (skinny) Looks like 10 lbs of taters in a 5 lb sack. (fat with clothes too tight) Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Lower than snake sh## in a wagon rut.
