Colder than a well digger's ass! - James Quick
Line up ass hole to belly button. - Marine DI
She's so ugly the sun refuses to shine. - Clarence Lucky
Old blind sow finds an acorn now and then.
Using a condom is like taking a shower with a raincoat on - Lynn Quick
Cuter than a bug's ear. - Foreman Scotty
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair


"All that the South has ever desired was that the Union, as established by our forefathers, should be preserved, and that the government, as originally organized, should be administered in purity and truth." – Robert E. Lee