Looks like a rooster's butt at poke berry time. - Bright red lipstick Want in one hand and crap in the other and see which fills first. He's so tight you could stick a lump of coal up his azz and two days later have a diamond. If you can't see the serial number you're too young. - condoms
The Karma bus always has an empty seat when it comes around.- High Brass
There's battle lines being drawn Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
