I'll take slumlord's "runs downhill, payday on Friday" one step further my plumber/pipefitter dad taught me................Always wash your hands before lunch.

Said to you by a friend when he notices you looking at a gal that's out of your league.

"That gal's got so much class she probably gets out of the shower to pee."

"Thought" as when some ones says... "But I thought"..............answer= "Yeah, he thought he farted but he scheidt his pants."

Boomers will understand:
"That information and a dime will get you a phone call"

My parent's age group: "That information and a nickel will get you a glass of beer"

And, as my Mexican foreman used to say in the bakery when we got it just right:

"Perfect, just like my verga"

Geno


The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

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