Leanin' toward Fishers.
Cattywampus.

So high you couldn't get a greased BB up his ass.

Anything will come if you play with it long enough. (Putting something together or taking it apart)

Run like a scalded dog. Raped ape...


Can't be smart...
Better be tough!

Wrap it before you tap it.

If it ain't with 50 cents, don't do it. (Dad to me on Richards Raincoats)

Don't sleep with something you wouldn't want to eat breakfast with.
(Another one from Dad)

It takes a lot of nails to build a crib. Only 1 screw to fill it.

I'm starting to see a pattern.
Why did those old folk tell me some of these?

Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!