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Campfire Kahuna
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My back teeth are floatin’
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if she was a whore I'd be broke.
like bein' in a whorehouse with someone elses credit card.
.... like tears in the rain
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Campfire Kahuna
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happier than a retard in a bouncy ball pit
Free the turtles (which is what retards might do in a bouncy ball pit)
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Harder than the back of God's head!
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Campfire Kahuna
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The road to happiness is paved with realistic expectations
Sam......
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An old toast:
To wine women and dice crabs syphilis and lice I've had'm all by Jesus Christ gentlemen- to the queen
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Guys I have heard a lot of new stuff that I have never heard before keep it coming!
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If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle!
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Campfire Savant
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That’s finer than frog hair
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If your brains were cotton you couldn’t make a Kotex for a pissant. Ed k
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You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear
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Campfire Ranger
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Campfire Ranger
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Hotter’n two rats fuggin in a wool sock.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Prettier than a new set of mud tires.
Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"
Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."
MOLON LABE
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Her ass looks like two pigs fightin in a sack
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Campfire 'Bwana
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I used to sit in a local tobacconist's shop and smoke a cigar while I graded papers. I was there when I heard this one: "My pecker used to get so hard a cat couldn't scratch it."
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She’s built like a brick s#it house
Last edited by Buck720; 02/05/20.
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Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal c ck
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Old one.
If she smokes, she pokes.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she has had in her she would look like a porcupine
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from AR...wouldn't p*** in his/her ass if their guts were on fire.
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