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My back teeth are floatin’


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if she was a whore I'd be broke.

like bein' in a whorehouse with someone elses credit card.


.... like tears in the rain
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happier than a retard in a bouncy ball pit



Free the turtles (which is what retards might do in a bouncy ball pit)

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Harder than the back of God's head!

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The road to happiness is paved with realistic expectations


Sam......

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An old toast:

To wine women and dice
crabs syphilis and lice
I've had'm all by Jesus Christ
gentlemen- to the queen

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Guys I have heard a lot of new stuff that I have never heard before keep it coming!

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If my aunt had balls she would be my uncle!

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That’s finer than frog hair

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You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear

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Hotter’n two rats fuggin in a wool sock.


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Prettier than a new set of mud tires.


Son of a liberal: " What did you do in the War On Terror, Daddy?"

Liberal father: " I fought the Americans, along with all the other liberals."

MOLON LABE





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Her ass looks like two pigs fightin in a sack

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I used to sit in a local tobacconist's shop and smoke a cigar while I graded papers. I was there when I heard this one: "My pecker used to get so hard a cat couldn't scratch it."

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She’s built like a brick s#it house

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Does the Tin Man have a sheet metal cck

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Old one.

If she smokes, she pokes.


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If she had as many pricks sticking out of her as she has had in her she would look like a porcupine

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from AR...wouldn't p*** in his/her ass if their guts were on fire.

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