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Me???? Just a good strong cup of instant coffee. Couple of smokes outside surfing the fire on the smart phone
Bout 10 15 mins later. Like clockwork.. Finely tuned body function routine Once a day dumpasaurus rex on da waaaaay. ( sometimes the walk upstairs is rather hurriedly done)
Whadda you use to get the deed done???
Bran cereal dry with no milk??? Dry burnt toast??? Unripe Grapefruit w/ no sugar??? Some spoon in whatever stuff in prune juice??? Arab infant blood??? Powdered Bear penis extract??? Ect ect ect....
This need not be a " pics or it never happened " thread..... π₯΄π₯΄π₯΄ππππππππ
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Metamucil, the night before, if needed.
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Trade the smokes for vegetables and cut out 90 % of meat. Like clockwork from there on out .
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Well, its like this. I wake up and I just walk in the can and take s.hit. S.hit on command, its a gift.
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People are too lazy to google anymore
FUGK CCP
Itβs time to WAKE UP GOD BLESS THE USA WWG1WGA THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES
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Really?
Maybe when Slow Joeβs COVID snoops knock on your door, you can ask them about it. A fair trade, I think.
What fresh Hell is this?
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I eat an entire Little Ceasars pepperoni pizza every morning. Does the job.
We buy Angel Soft by the pallet.
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Campfire 'Bwana
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No. Stay constipated until a restroom is located, then push like hell.
"I can't be canceled, because, I don't give a fuuck!" --- Kid Rock 2022
Holocaust Deniers, the ultimate perverted dipchits: Bristoe, TheRealHawkeye, stophel, Ghostinthemachine, anyone else?
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Really?
Maybe when Slow Joeβs COVID snoops knock on your door, you can ask them about it. A fair trade, I think. I'm gonna do that!!! Nekked!!!! πππππ
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30 pk of old mil the night before
My diploma is a DD214
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No idea. I just go when the mood hits me.
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Public landowner...
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Just looking at the front page of the news does it.
The degree of my privacy is no business of yours.
What we've learned from history is that we haven't learned from it.
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i just hope slum doesn't schit all over this post. there could be some useful information here and i would hate for it to get side tracked
My diploma is a DD214
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Put a teaspoon of apple cider vineger in a tall glass of water every morning first thing and drink it. Perfect turd every time, Clean patch too.
Dog I rescued in January
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Coffee a cigar left over on back porch from nite beFore
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Big pinch of Kodiak, a Bloody Mary or a couple 'claws and a gatorade.
MAGA
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Really?
Maybe when Slow Joeβs COVID snoops knock on your door, you can ask them about it. A fair trade, I think. I'm gonna do that!!! Nekked!!!! πππππ Works for the Jeehobahs #ππ» Next time theyβll just stick the Watchtower pamphlet in the mail box. π€ͺππ€ͺπΊπΈ
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οΏ½The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.οΏ½ Lou Holtz
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Nicotine helps, when I was 13 yo I delivered newspapers in the morning and it never failed that when I put a chew in I had to Schitt.
A cup of joe and a chew has always got me moving in the AM as an adult. I take Metamucil in my coffee now so that I stay regular but that's it. I will say since having my Gull Bladder taken out it's a coin toss weather its solid or liquid.
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