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Campfire Kahuna
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Me???? Just a good strong cup of instant coffee. Couple of smokes outside surfing the fire on the smart phone
Bout 10 15 mins later. Like clockwork.. Finely tuned body function routine Once a day dumpasaurus rex on da waaaaay. ( sometimes the walk upstairs is rather hurriedly done)
Whadda you use to get the deed done???
This need not be a " pics or it never happened " thread..... 🥴🥴🥴👍👍👍👍👍😄😄😄
Coffee does the same for me. Love the stuff. But every since I had my gallbladder removed it’ll make me go within 15 or 20 minutes.
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"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~
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We use to eat them fiber one bars so we’d all fart like a roan hack horse of a morning. We had contests. Supvr finally had enough from all the complaints. Apparently we were quite boisterous. 🤣🤣🤣
Ain’t nuthin’ like dropping a blooter blurter from your cubicle. The resonance like St. Pauls Cathedral or Westminster!! LMAO ! No Schit! This place is great!
Paul
"I'd rather see a sermon than hear a sermon".... D.A.D.
Trump Won!, Sandmann Won!, Rittenhouse Won!, Suck it Liberal Fuuktards.
molɔ̀ːn labé skýla
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All I need to do is smell coffee. Like clockwork.
"Somehow, the sound of a shotgun tends to cheer one up" -- Robert Ruark
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What bugs me is when I’m running out the door on the last minute in the morning and THEN my gut tells me I gotta go.
"...if the gentlemen of Virginia shall send us a dozen of their sons, we would take great care in their education, instruct them in all we know, and make men of them." Canasatego 1744
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We use to eat them fiber one bars so we’d all fart like a roan hack horse of a morning. We had contests. Supvr finally had enough from all the complaints. Apparently we were quite boisterous. 🤣🤣🤣
Ain’t nuthin’ like dropping a blooter blurter from your cubicle. The resonance like St. Pauls Cathedral or Westminster!! LMAO ! No Schit! This place is great! No doubt !!!
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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I just fire up the ole I phone and read CNN for a minute or two. The BS contained therein has a sympathetic effect on my colon and voila, a dump ensues.
Yours in Liberty,
BL
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Usually between the first and second cup of coffee. Any problems prune juice is the solution here.
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How old are you ?
I’m 71 and don’t ever use laxs. 58😁😁😁
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Up untill my mid twenty's that was an occasional issue.
Now, it's more about holding it in!
I miss the old days!
Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!
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Campfire 'Bwana
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Only time in my life I ever had issues dropping a doak was the first week at MCRD. Man you couldn’t drive a sewing needle up my pooper!!! Then a ter a week or so, one evening after lights out a miracle occurred!!! I gave birth to a 14 pound bouncing baby turd !!!! Everything was good after that!!! Especially with a bit of SOS in the morning!
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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
WS
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God bless Texas----------------------- Old 300 I will remain what i am until the day I die- A HUNTER......Sitting Bull Its not how you pick the booger.. but where you put it !! Roger V Hunter
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LOL. I’d be on the schitter for a week. Back when I drank beer 25 years ago, that stuff would give me the schitts like no other.
"Allways speak the truth and you will never have to remember what you said before..." Sam Houston Texans, "We say Grace, We Say Mam, If You Don't Like it, We Don't Give a Damn!"
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Even birds know not to land downwind!
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[quote=Wannabebwana]Fresh cooked beets or some good sauerkraut.
If you’re desperate, just drink the sauerkraut juice.
I’d PUKE if I had to eat S kraut. Hate it.
jwall- *** 3100 guy***
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Speed is Trajectory's Friend !!
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That is the answer. Redneck speedball
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A new campfire low..... with that being said, I fire up the computer first thing in the AM , log into the campfire.... well you can guess the rest... hell I do my best post on the throne... I should take a photo for the pic's or it didn't happen thread.... #legend.... hahahahhahah
Originally Posted by Judman PS, if you think Trump is “good” you’re way stupider than I thought! Haha
Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit.
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I've usually been a Three S morning sort, as in [bleep], then shave, shower. If I didn't do the first S first thing, then when it happens, it's rigorous. Last few years, more rigor than not, so..... Finally broke down and got some P-something like Psyillias Leaf pills at Walmart, take two or three of those after the shower, depends on how the first S went. But those pills make a difference. I just bought some Raisin Bran and am going to try that. I like cereal or other light breakfast, anyway.
Up hills slow, Down hills fast Tonnage first and Safety last.
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Couple of McDonald’s breakfast burritos and it’s showtime.
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Cocaine cut w/ mannitol...I read that on the interwebs.
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Don't wish it were easier Wish you were better
Stab them in the taint, you can't put a tourniquet on that. Craig Douglas ECQC
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I've been blessed I've never had trouble making
It must be rough to be bound up I'd probably be crying a lot if I couldn't go a couple of times daily without resorting to meds
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