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I rarely ever fart during the day. I can blow the blanket off the bed in the middle of the night though. Sometimes I wake myself and my wife up. On my last night in Chama, I let out a really long one. It sounded exactly like an elk bugle. But at the very end it made a splatter sound. I thought nah, that was safe and started to drift back off to sleep. Something stirred me though, so I got up to take a piss. Sure enough, I had rocketed some assphlegm into my drawers. I spent the better part of the morning on the toilet. I think someone snuck some of that colonoscopy prep into my supper. What a rude awakening huh?
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I rarely ever fart during the day. I can blow the blanket off the bed in the middle of the night though. Sometimes I wake myself and my wife up. On my last night in Chama, I let out a really long one. It sounded exactly like an elk bugle. But at the very end it made a splatter sound. I thought nah, that was safe and started to drift back off to sleep. Something stirred me though, so I got up to take a piss. Sure enough, I had rocketed some assphlegm into my drawers. I spent the better part of the morning on the toilet. I think someone snuck some of that colonoscopy prep into my supper. What a rude awakening huh? Stop fugking dudes.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I rarely ever fart during the day. I can blow the blanket off the bed in the middle of the night though. Sometimes I wake myself and my wife up. On my last night in Chama, I let out a really long one. It sounded exactly like an elk bugle. But at the very end it made a splatter sound. I thought nah, that was safe and started to drift back off to sleep. Something stirred me though, so I got up to take a piss. Sure enough, I had rocketed some assphlegm into my drawers. I spent the better part of the morning on the toilet. I think someone snuck some of that colonoscopy prep into my supper. What a rude awakening huh? Stop fugking dudes. LMAO 🦫
Curiosity Killed the Cat & The Prairie Dog “Molon Labe”
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"Come, shall we go and kill us venison? And yet it irks me the poor dappled fools, Being native burghers of this desert city, Should in their own confines with forked heads Have their round haunches gored."
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I rarely ever fart during the day. I can blow the blanket off the bed in the middle of the night though. Sometimes I wake myself and my wife up. On my last night in Chama, I let out a really long one. It sounded exactly like an elk bugle. But at the very end it made a splatter sound. I thought nah, that was safe and started to drift back off to sleep. Something stirred me though, so I got up to take a piss. Sure enough, I had rocketed some assphlegm into my drawers. I spent the better part of the morning on the toilet. I think someone snuck some of that colonoscopy prep into my supper. What a rude awakening huh? Stop fugking dudes. I did a few months ago athhole.
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I rarely ever fart during the day. I can blow the blanket off the bed in the middle of the night though. Sometimes I wake myself and my wife up. On my last night in Chama, I let out a really long one. It sounded exactly like an elk bugle. But at the very end it made a splatter sound. I thought nah, that was safe and started to drift back off to sleep. Something stirred me though, so I got up to take a piss. Sure enough, I had rocketed some assphlegm into my drawers. I spent the better part of the morning on the toilet. I think someone snuck some of that colonoscopy prep into my supper. What a rude awakening huh? Stop fugking dudes. I did a few months ago athhole.
Trump being classless,tasteless and clueless as usual. Sorry, trump is a no tax payin pile of shiit. My young wife decided to play the field and had moved several dudes into my house
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I rarely ever fart during the day. I can blow the blanket off the bed in the middle of the night though. Sometimes I wake myself and my wife up. On my last night in Chama, I let out a really long one. It sounded exactly like an elk bugle. But at the very end it made a splatter sound. I thought nah, that was safe and started to drift back off to sleep. Something stirred me though, so I got up to take a piss. Sure enough, I had rocketed some assphlegm into my drawers. I spent the better part of the morning on the toilet. I think someone snuck some of that colonoscopy prep into my supper. What a rude awakening huh? Stop fugking letting dudes fugk you. Fixed
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l told my pap and mam I was going to be a mountain man; acted like they was gut-shot. Make your life go here. Here's where the peoples is. Mother Gue, I says, the Rocky Mountains is the marrow of the world, and by God, I was right. - Del Gue
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I rarely ever fart during the day. I can blow the blanket off the bed in the middle of the night though. Sometimes I wake myself and my wife up. On my last night in Chama, I let out a really long one. It sounded exactly like an elk bugle. But at the very end it made a splatter sound. I thought nah, that was safe and started to drift back off to sleep. Something stirred me though, so I got up to take a piss. Sure enough, I had rocketed some assphlegm into my drawers. I spent the better part of the morning on the toilet. I think someone snuck some of that colonoscopy prep into my supper. What a rude awakening huh? Stop fugking letting dudes fugk you. Fixed Yup, this.
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If you look up "TMI" in the online dictionary, the OP pops up.
Plus, nobody can fart like an elk bugle.
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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I am more convinced every day that bike riders need their own restroom.
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If you look up "TMI" in the online dictionary, the OP pops up.
Plus, nobody can fart like an elk bugle.
I schidt you not.
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I did a few months ago athhole. Punctuation is important: "I did, a few months ago"; or "I did a few, months ago". Which is it?
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I rarely ever fart during the day. I can blow the blanket off the bed in the middle of the night though. Sometimes I wake myself and my wife up. On my last night in Chama, I let out a really long one. It sounded exactly like an elk bugle. But at the very end it made a splatter sound. I thought nah, that was safe and started to drift back off to sleep. Something stirred me though, so I got up to take a piss. Sure enough, I had rocketed some assphlegm into my drawers. I spent the better part of the morning on the toilet. I think someone snuck some of that colonoscopy prep into my supper. What a rude awakening huh? Stop fugking dudes. I did a few months ago athhole. For Lent?
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When I was 12, sitting in church, I felt pretty sure I could lean a bit and ease one off......
Unfortunately the result was a window rattler that crisply yelped off the wooden pew.....it was a tough service to get thru from that point on.
I dont remember what I had for breakfast.....and fortunately everyone who could connect the disturbance to me has now passed on.
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