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[ Next day I told the students I was in a parent teacher conference and I never saw that purse coming, but when I got up off the floor I sure showed that lady what’s up  got smacked in the face by a bull and got the racoon look. When asked at work what the hell happened, I told them I was giving it to the wife doggy-style, then she ran under the kitchen table.....
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Sometimes, it's okay to kill a woman. -OJ Simpson
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Hitting...no
But there ain’t nothin wrong with a slappin a bitch. Especially if she earns it Hit and quit them often😉 Slap them to if they ask for it🤗 Even choke a ho when they want it. 😂 sexual foreplay?
GOA
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An old Trooper asked me once: "Son, you know how to fight a woman?" I asked how. He replied: "Like a man."
"The number one problem with America is, a whole lot of people need shot, and nobody is shooting them."
-Master Chief Hershel Davis
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Only 3 that I can think are fair targets. Pelosi, Harris, and Clinton. Maybe the "Squad" needs to be included. Those aren't ladies. G23
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She might not be able to wrestle, but you should sure see her box.
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Absolutely do a strike with the heel of the hand at the jaw hinge and if she survives it, she won’t do it again.
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have you paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings
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A woman can be an enemy as well as any man and most of them can be even more viscous.
Women are vile creatures
Society of Intolerant Old Men. Rifle Slut Division
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Ever notice everyone wants equal rights, but without the equal punishment part?
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These premises insured by a Sheltie in Training ,--- and Cooey.o
"May the Good Lord take a likin' to you"
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I'd much rather hit a woman than a man. Much less likely to get beat up that way.
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Never been spit on, but I’ve taken full arm slaps and smiled and walked away.
Raised my son to do the same. Same here. If I ever got into it with a woman that could hurt me, or one I couldn't deal with without hitting, I might change my mind. Most men can easily handle a woman without hitting her so there's no need to. Aside from the fact that it'll land you in jail.....
A wise man is frequently humbled.
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Unless she is directly threatening your life or someone near to you, Nope. Have I ever wanted to, not really except when watching certain politicians whose names rhyme with billery binton and Yancy Yelosi.
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Tell me the odds of putting grease on the same pancake? I Know they are there, well ice and house slippers. -Kawi
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My ex didn't slap or punch- - - - -she would land a kick to my shims that would probably make a NFL field goal specialist proud. No I never hit back, although I was tempted to, every time it happened. That's one of many reasons the "ex" happened- - - - - -45 years ago!
Ignorance can be fixed. Stupid is forever!
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An old Trooper asked me once: "Son, you know how to fight a woman?" I asked how. He replied: "Like a man." My ex threw a pot of boiling water in my face and was headed back to the stove for another. I broke a few of my knuckles with her face. Yes there are limits.
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I'd much rather hit a woman than a man. Much less likely to get beat up that way. lolololol
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If some psycho bitch is swinging on me I'm gonna take corrective action. What form that takes is going to depend on the situation and how much of a threat she is. There are some BIG females in the USA.
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