This is the first time I've seen someone join the dogpile when they are the one being dogpiled.
Bold strategy Cotton.
you evidently missed the day they taught sarcasm....
You are using sarcasm in your self deprecating humor, while still arguing it makes sense to change valve cover gaskets every 50k.
Meanwhile, anyone you have had issue with in the past is dealt with in swift nonsensical fashion. I'd say I'm not missing anything.... Back to the scheduled program.
