I was stationed at Fort Riley, KS, where there are dozens of backwater towns scattered throughout the area. Some that come to mind are Alta Vista, Dwight, Industry, Navarre, St. George, Talmage, White City, Woodbine
For some reason, I remember that Detroit had a good bar.
My girlfriend is from Dwight. When folks from Dwight want to experience backwater, they go to Kelso!
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