Dead cow me and my brother found when we were kids. He dared me to kick it's ol swelled up belly that was tight as a drum.
Stupid kid I was did it and it blew gut gravy all over me, hair, mouth. Good thing there was a creek near that I jumped in and puked my guts out.
Fun times...…………….


Grammar is important.
Capitol letters are the difference between "helping your Uncle Jack off a horse" & "helping your uncle jack off a horse".