Renegade50 is holding back. He helped me out one time when I was up shît creek.

He cleaned out my rental property of the previous tenant's belongings. She died and melted into the couch. Said the FireDept had to scoop her up with a fuggin snow shovel. Ren hauled that couch off for me in his Scooby Doo van. Had to hold his head out the window like Ace Ventura. 😂😂

I couldnt stop laughing when he told me. Dude is just dead pan cold explaining this shît to me bout her still clutching an expired cigarette butt, all while i'm laid up after a surgery.

I really shouldnt laugh at the situation, but the ole goose had had more heart attacks than Larry King.