Buddy got cheated on by his wife. We knew the guy she strayed with and where he worked. So he took one of the Dungeness crabs we had caught that weekend, found the guys vehicle at his work, found it to be unlocked and stuffed a fresh crab up behind the heater core.
Fugger never knew what hit him a week or so later. I walked by the car at the dealership he took it to. There was technician's vomit on the concrete and on the passenger seat and floorboard from trying to figure out what was the issue. Worst thing I ever smelled.
That should work...
