Just "rent" the house to a local motorcycle club for a week for a C-note- - - - -you pay them. Let them take out the trash.
That's a great idea.
Yeah, but then, how do you get the outlaw bikers out???
L.W.
1/2# of quality weed should do the trick.
You don't know any outlaw bikers, do you?
You might want to up your ante to around 1/2 ton or so, or a few kilos of some powdery substances.
