Hubby died a week after his wife died. She was assigned to show him around Heaven. Her introductory tour revealed her enthusiasm for the place.
"Just look at that! Did you ever see anything so lovely in all your life?"
"Taste this! Did you ever taste anything so delicious?"
"Sit here! Have you ever been so comfortable?"
" � and just think: we get to live here forever, with no rent, utilities, or taxes!"
"Yeah, and if you hadn't insisted on all that damned oat bran, we'd've been here ten years ago."
