Because in Whitefish Montana they're the Anti-Birkenstock laugh Two things Hippies hate is Death-Metal and Whites Boots.

Seriously, my brother and I both have been wearing Whites for a long time (and they're cheaper brands, right now I'm wearing Hawthorne High-Lines for work boots.) They're built hell for stout, 10 mil leather, Vibraam soles and all.

Nick's kick ass too.

Once you get a pair broke in, you'll understand


I'm Irish...

Of course I know how to patch drywall