Because in Whitefish Montana they're the Anti-Birkenstock
Two things Hippies hate is Death-Metal and Whites Boots.
Seriously, my brother and I both have been wearing Whites for a long time (and they're cheaper brands, right now I'm wearing Hawthorne High-Lines for work boots.) They're built hell for stout, 10 mil leather, Vibraam soles and all.
Nick's kick ass too.
Once you get a pair broke in, you'll understand