Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Hunter's Campfire Trayvon was "Bigstick" on the Campfire

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OK then!

"Yo MAMA wears a jock strap on her head, your DADDY wears a dress, your brother just changed his name to Shirley, your sister left him for a farm animal, your Grandpa is hanging around the elementary school again, and you've been spotted coming out of the local Democratic Party HQ with Obama yard signs!

Plus, your feet stink too."
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I CAN beat this one: really.
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My first wife came home on our third anniversary and told me she was leaving me. Okay! She ended up marrying a damned FBI guy! Yeah, but she was already headed downhill. After being married to him for a while (two kids), she left him for a BLACK guy. After a couple of years with him she decided she wanted out. He decided otherwise. They argued, she ran out to the neighbor's house, he came over after her and the neighbor took off running. Black guy shoots and kills the neighbor lady. Ex takes off hauling azz and he shoots and paralyzes her. Black dude doing hard time in Joliet prison, ex doing lifetime in wheel chair! That is all true and can be verified. . . . NEXT!
I guess black dude didn't like Democrats either!