Home Forums Hunting & Shooting Ask The Gunwriters Apparently "poetical" is a word--or is becoming one....

I'm just fine.

I kept hearing voices earlier, but realized I had an amateur radio net on in the background. Someone reported having an injured squirrel in their possession, but could not reach the animal control people. They were looking for advice.

I offered to take it because I hadn't eaten supper. Oddly, the net went quiet. I suspect they were speechless, drooling at the thought of how delicious breaded squirrels taste, spiced up and rolled in crushed crackers. I had four in the freezer, but honestly, four is not enough.