The language in this thread is almost as irritating as a twisted phone cord. Almost.
Don't provoke us, we can do a great deal more harm.
You wouldn't dare. Would you?
The worst is a long coil cord that is all twisted together. You can spend a bunch of time getting it all untwisted and deknotted and straightened back out, then come back 5 minutes later and it looks just like it did before. Egad!