This is like watching two trains hurtling toward each other at a combined speed of 140 mph, on the same track. You want to tell them both to stop, wake up and watch what your doing, but you know at least one of them can't hear a word your saying. No matter how well intentioned.

Farming, or anything else for that matter, is easy when your plow's a keyboard and you're a 1000 miles from the field.