Miss Lynn - you are being heckled as an indirect result of a bumper sticker that was placed on Darby's truck. (See Mudhen's post on 7/28)
We would all appreciate your presence next year, and your (by then) husband, also.
(Sorry - I can't resist - you've become the butt of the joke
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Actually, I'm proud (if confounded) to have been "ogled" by such a fine lady.