The most dangerous thing in the Army is a 2nd. Lt. with a compass and a Sp4 to tell him that he is right.
"Battery FDC this is Lt. Brands, I'm lost".
"Well Lt. can you see anything familiar?
Err, Err, I'm two fingers left of the moon.
That actually happened.

Presidents 100-'97
Distinguished Rifleman-'81
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Artillery lends dignity to what would otherwise be a vulgar brawl.