We would empty a chem light into a glass and tell a FNG to go service the slime lights on the aircraft. Bonus points if you got them dressed in PPE and had them visit each shop (to include the motor pool) to look for the slime light battery tester.


I fell for the DA Form ID-10T bit myself. The guys got me good with that one.

"Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." - John Adams

Turdlike, by default.