Whenever we were asked if we were Airborne, we were instructed to respond, "You don't ask a man if he's 'Airborne!' If he is, he'll tell you! If he isn't, don't embarrass him!

A favorite for those who were suspected of being incompetent, "He couldn't pour piss out of a combat boot if the instructions were written on the heel!"

And my personal favorite, "Someone ruined a perfectly good a--hole when they put teeth in your mouth!"

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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary. --H. L. Mencken

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