About 2002 took the wife on a trip to Cancun and daytripped south into a water park thing. Lot of walking trails and we were going p a slight incline to leek at a black leopard in a enclosed island of sorts. She spooked an iguana who looked like a cartoon and his rear legs were twirling as he chased her back down the trail. Two young employees there and I just cracked up, almost rolling.

When I got control the iguana was having a staring contest with the wife. Yelled down to her to ask the lizardking permission to come up. Gotta respect the natives ya know.

Remember why, specifically, the Bill of Rights was written...remember its purpose.
It was written to limit the power of government over the individual