Are you fuggen kidding. As big as my Shillelagh (that you recommended) isn't big enough!!! Damn. Works on the pesky little scorpions. A fly swatter works as well. But I don't understand why peeps in my area grow them fuggers unless they grow them for the chickens to eat . Damn a Bigg Fuggen reptile.
I may be wrong but I've not seen them on a plate in close proximity to your wife.
Could be the least to acceptance by normal folk-at least people where that schidt doesn't grow.
My wife loves to hunt and fish but she says I'm on my own for anything iguana or gator.
I think she'll come around on the gator thing though.
