One of my Buds called. Said he had a friend in Muldoon that was made to sleep in his recliner as he had too much to drink. When the first of the noise and shake awakened him, he said a huge bear was attacking him. Seems his full mount was falling on him.
That's pretty funny right there...
"I'd rather have an Army of Asses led by a Lion, than an Army of Lions led by an Ass." (George Washington)
