Joan,
I enjoy the fact,that you are doing your BEST and just how Amazingly Fhuqking STUPID you are by default. Congratulations?!?
You simply haven't the faculties to fathom,which will only come as a "surprise" to you. In fairness however...do NOT "forget",that Imitation is THE most Sincere form of Flattery.
Bless your heart.
Hint.................