The Fire has over 60 different specialized forum categories, and there isn't one for me:
Leupold Anonymous Support Group
-- Only to be used by Leupold Set-and-forget users who are too ignorant or bull-headed to change to Nightforce
-- Cannot sign in using your normal forum name, must use an alias and a location somewhere in Eastern Europe
-- Must be using one or more Leupolds which can't track or hold-zero
This forum would be step-one of a 12-step process of recovery.