Yup, yup yup, wife makes a great stove top braised pot roast in enameled dutch oven. I know you got that nice one from Big Jim.

Brown roast in a little oil on all sides before adding liquid and cooking covered on low for a few hours. I like mine really dark brown before braising.

Heres a good basic recipe from Tyler Perry. Reminds me of the pot roasts mom used to make.

https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/tyler-florence/braised-pot-roast-with-vegetables-recipe-1914232

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