"to this day i won't sit in a restaurant unless my back is to a wall, and i have clear view of the traffic in the restaurant."


Picked up the habit of sitting in a restaurant or anywhere facing the door after a friend during my youth had been hit in the head with a hatchet from behind.

Don't be the guy on the inside or middle when sitting in booth-type tables.

ALWAYS pay attention to where the EXITs are.


Don't ask me about my military service or heroic acts...most of it is untrue.

Pronoun: Yes, SIR !