you'll have a lake close to the house. you will want to buy a boat. the first boat will not be big enough so you will buy a bigger fancier boat. this will cost you untold thousands and endless aggravation when it ultimately fails just out of warranty. you'll begin to resent the boat and the lake and the neighbor. pretty soon you'll blame him for all your problems and the bickering and fighting will begin. one thing leads to another and you shoot him dead and end up in jail. and then a muslim buys your property for pennies on the dollar and opens a mosque. so now you're in jail for life and the whole county hates you for being a murdering, muslin loving piece of schit.
